2008

0WN3d, oil companies. completely 0WN3d.

c'mon, twinkle twinkle baby. twinkle...

This is sure to be my first of many posts (good, bad, or indifferent) regarding one recently drafted...

thank you, brazil.

I felt those who sent me graduation gifts deserved something super special. I hate doing handwritten...

we will not go quietly into the night!...

[Tomorrow]! We celebrate! Our Independence Day! How awesome is it that the Founding Fathers picked...

My favorite DARK KNIGHT poster. Maybe my favorite poster of...

this is getting really old really fast.

“I take my finger, turn it into a pen. Then I run my hand...”
— The Format, from “Dead...

“So many hours spent in that building and all the memories...”
— Millencolin, from...

i think i am therefore i am... i think.

I’m not creative, well-read, or eloquent enough to write about the death of someone I...

When they part ways at the end of the first movie, Marty...

pixarguments.

Yeah, so, I watched every Pixar movie in the last two days. Here’s what I’m...

sarah conner failed. we're all fucked. the...

i told you i'd eat you.

baby loves banjo.

I am the Transporter. I drove 4 hours roundtrip to bring Savannah from the airport to our beach...

Holy LIVING FUCK.

i'm going to do a sweet one. i don't know...

I just thought this was (appropriately) awesome.

I am so gay for XKCD.

believe it or not, humanity has never fired a...

“But maybe if I wake up and quit dreaming, I can shake the...”
— Kevin Devine, from...

“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a...”
— Master Oogway, from KUNG FU...

this seems like it was planned. but i don't...

It’s really rather accurate.

i heard you. you care about me. i heard...

Hey, as long as we’re here, three videos that solidify Bill Haverchuck as the greatest...

The Sloan Digital Sky Survey is a project to map as much of...

“You don’t need a speech from me. WE’RE THE...”
— Doc Rivers. I don’t...

cindy sanders' cousin (beth) from boca...

I would’ve gone after Beth. Cindy was a b-hole anyway. Oh, and Sara, the Disco Girl (played by...

If I had to do a stage play of ALIENS, I would cast Kevin...

let's get this party started.

talking 'bout my generation.

Want to lose faith in the collective morals and capabilities of my age group? Brace...

if my calculations are correct... when this...

This sort of thing can get very old very fast when left to...

So very true.

i don't have a DS but this is really making...

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indiana jones and the great expectations...

Opening salvo: I thought INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL was a terrific watch. If...

friends for life through thick and thin...

I got an awesome TALESPIN t-shirt. Which prompted me to finally buy the DVDs that I had been putting...

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carrie: i love spending time with your mom. and she should love spending time with me.
doug: well, i gotta tell you, you don't exactly throw out the "hang with me" vibe.
carrie: and what is that supposed to mean?
doug: you're just kinda like... *fighting cat noises*.
carrie: well, at least i don't walk around being huge.
doug: [silence]
carrie: what? you did the cat thing.
doug: that was just harmless fun -- you're clearly not a cat.

good god. it's like donnie darko redux.

i wish hollywood hadn't violated my...

Dually, however, I’m very glad I wasn’t told, at age 3, that there would definitely be a...

YES. we're about four years away from a...

You have learned much, young one. And how about that Death...

it's a god-awful small affair, to the...

We need a positive movie about Mars. I have yet to encounter one. RED PLANET is about stranded...

Grad you way she yawn. I look like a doofus. Speaking of...

i feel bad for this kid and his parents but,...

doug: i was just thinking about what you said, y'know, the other day when i was lying on the couch, that i should be more active, so, that's why i picked up one of these.
carrie: the nassau rebels tryout waiver?
doug: yeah, you remember the rebels.
carrie: no.
doug: sure you do, it's the semi-pro team that i--
carrie: i remember the team. i mean: "no, you're not playing football again".
doug: ...i think i am.
carrie: what the hell is going on here, anyway, doug? i mean, you spend one afternoon running around with a bunch of 8 year olds and all of a sudden you're turning pro?
doug: ok, first of all: semi-pro. and there were a couple 9 year olds there.

no, what you have are bullets. and the...

I feel like, with no more grades ever to befall me, I should point out the sheer dominance I...

justin's itunes trends - episode II.

Sometimes, when you’re listening to music or podcasts whilst doing work, you’ll notice things in...

eight more days 'til the fourth of...

The post title is not reflective of the false truth of it being June 26. It’s the title (and...

Yussspaaaa.

fuck this fanny fun.

My final project of my Production Design class/this semester/this school year/my academic career is...

Oh, Natalie… you can direct me any day of the...

"muxtape" is a fantastically awesome idea of...

summer box office total predictions.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($367 million) Iron Man ($298 million) Wall-E...

three stock sound effects i hate.

3. That dopplerized tractor trailer horn. (Warning: Nerd Alert) Not only is this effect way way way...

good. now that's settled.

the nba totally rules you and your...

Time magazine is now borrowing ideas from the NBA Playoffs ad campaign. There’s no better...

i'm better than twice as good as ted...

All right, after a half-hour, I’m stumped. I could not figure out 100, 99, 96, 92, 75, 66, 62,...

Two galaxies collided. And the Hubble telescope was...

good night, sweet prince.

(P.S., the title of this post is a Big Lebowski reference, not a Hamlet reference.) Think of who and...

curse you.

I think this will legitimately be the best test of the Madden cover jinx, ever. How do we know if a...

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what's that? you'd like to see a video from...

YES. GET IN THERE, DARK KNIGHT!

dude, you're two days late.

I should’ve done this before Saturday but I promise that these thoughts were the same before...

“I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the...”
— Friedrich Nietzsche. A little...

A phenomenal photograph by Corey Arnold, whom you may know...

“This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose...”
— George Bernard Shaw. *sigh*

jaws 5 - jaws in space.

A couple things: How is it that nobody has created an Arrested Development reel on YouTube,...

What an awesome poster.

I think I’ve reached that point where I am more...

easily my favorite site of 2008.

“Champagne for my real friends. And real pain for my sham...”
— Monty, from 25TH HOUR; maybe...

wow. that's dually really weird and really...

Just in case you didn’t believe me.

justin's relationship status: "it's...

Here’s how the last two days of the NBA regular season could shake out (for the good...

recently, stuffwhitepeoplelike.com made it...

this is more for me, than you.

The Summer movies, ranked according to how much I yearn to see them: 1. Star Wars - The Clone Wars...

you call your friends "retards" when...

As you may or may not know, I conducted a brief little sociological experiment this weekend. Let me...

proof that i can resurrect the dead.

I just wish there was some way I could notify the Braves...

demands.

Written on the palm of my hand (not really… upon further inspection, that’s the weirdest...

boll! bay! it's the nfc championship on...

Uwe Boll has made some terrible films. Last week, someone asked him if he was aware that an online...

I’m sick of this weather. It’s been...

great story; compelling. and rich.

Thoughts: I don’t think I could ever have romantic feelings for someone with the same name as...

the arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

It occurs to me that every single instance wherein the NBA MVP is ever discussed, someone —...

welcome to chesapeake, where none of...

Facebook has become the very thing it swore to destroy. Well, not in so many words, but it has...

“Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre...”
— Albert Einstein. Dropping...

this is awesome. albeit fake.

What the NUTS.

....*crackle*.... *heavy breathing*.......

Well, it’s nearly over. Both the tournament proper and any sliver of a possible chance of hope...

the human torch was denied a bank loan.

I should’ve posted about this when I first heard about it. I swore I did. I know I should...

JONES! Click it to see a new TV spot. Also: John Hurt is...

the question ultimately becomes... what's...

memo to the coca-cola company (the...

Coke Zero does not taste anything like regular Coke. Stop acting like it does and that this...

We have a new leader in the clubhouse for “Worst Movie...

at least the heat are performing well in...

swap meet.

With the inevitable move of the Seattle Sonics to Oklahoma City and the recent news that Sonics...

dressing room.

Here’s a thought: Why don’t we put salad dressing on the bottom of the salad bowl,...

a neat little article about john hughes. i...

“Your work is riddled with poor concepts and little to no...”
— Inspired by my earlier...

be sure to check out amazon's "big dvd sale"...

“You don’t know? How can you not know? You’ve had...”
— The response of my Production...

Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee. Through...