August 2008
well that whole "jeez! gas costs money! ...let's... →
coming soon: "storyplotfilm".
Well, it happened.
The reign of COLLEGE ROAD TRIP, in terms of “Movie Title That Will Never Be Topped in Its Sheer Obviousness And Horseshittitude” has ended and it was surprisingly short.
Ladies and gentlemen… COLLEGE. Even amongst the extremely small subcategory of “2008 College Movie Title That Will Never Be Topped in Its Sheer Obviousness and Horseshittitude”,...
super speed. →
this is a beautifully awesome article. what a job. →
doug: man, these pigs-in-blankets are incredible.
spence: thanks, man. y'know, i glazed the weiners in brown sugar and just a touch of chili powder, to awaken people's hidden appetites.
doug: .......i'm uncomfortable but eating, anyway.
flying just got a whole lot more tolerable.... i'm... →
this is pretty fun. although i'm disappointed i... →
“Benson Hedges (demo)” by Fun.
Fun is...
Mom: I'm going to see Mamma Mia with the Duck ladies tomorrow.
Me: That's the second time this week.
Mom: Some of them haven't seen it.
Me: MAMMA MIA? ...DOES IT SHOW AGAIN?
(This was, as per usual, followed by complete silence as no one catches on to Justin's genius ABBA lyrical conversational incorporation.)
i sincerely doubt the legitimacy of this fire.
You would think MRS. DOUBTFIRE, of all the crossdressing divorce comedies ever made, would successfully stand the test of time.
You’d be wrong. If this movie were re-made today, you’d have to re-do several key, foundational elements for it to work. Observe:
The ad that Miranda (the mother, Sally Field) puts into the newspaper is — as most were in 1993 — a handwritten...
