January 2012
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December 2011
I just stepped on a three-prong electrical plug,...
2011 just couldn’t let me walk away.
turk: bonnie is killing me. i'm telling you, i cannot beat this woman no matter what i try. she's like a ninja but worse!
jd: nothing's worse than a ninja. i mean, they're masters of every style of combat.
carla: can we please talk about something other than bonnie?
elliot: ...i think you should give bonnie a break. y'know, it's really hard being a woman around here. you can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
jd: not entirely unlike a ninja.
turk: whatever. i'm out.
[turk gets up and leaves]
jd: catch you later, my brotha!
turk: ...i'll holla.
jd: *excited* he said "holla"!
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"Puppies and kittens melt hearts; images and... →
Isa Leshko disagrees. And so do I. (You probably already guessed this, as I have posted no less than 840 pictures of my nearly 10-year-old dog to Flickr.)
because why not.
I’m doin’ me so big, I can hardly walk
These rappers need ER like they’re Charlie Park
Stay hard like my suit made by Tony Stark
This kinda music make your balls drop — Dick Clark
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“There’s a million ways to shine — choose one, instead of what you’re doing...”
– Donald Glover. While technically this should be a lyric attributed to Glover’s alter ego of Childish Gambino, I feel like this perspective (which I always consider if I ever “don’t feel like doing anything”) is probably wrought out of his real mindset.
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we had this last christmas. but it would be nice...
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Netflix needs to integrate a playlist option into...
I've just been to the post office
nrrrdcakkke:
guess what was waiting for me there?
Been shooting nothing and making sound effects while listening to this for about 15 minutes now. #THANKS JUSTIN #MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME
Alicia’s all about it (in so very many ways) and thus, I was glad to send this to her. Fett Face to Fett Face:
Merry Fettmas, one and all!
nerdly internet fandom, by the numbers. →
I think most of these figures make sense. The basics:
Star Wars owns eBay listings, wiki entries, and message board membership. That’s what 35 years of merchandise, a hilariously vast expanded universe, and 35 years of arguing about said expanded universe will do. (This information is also sort of a shotgun blast to the face of the older fans who decreed the franchise was dead after the...
Just a heads-up: I remember the era when you often...
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each of the following three brands has been...
Cadbury Eggs — The Easter one with auditions for a new Cadbury bunny. Because when you name the mascot’s species in its name, you should actively try to change said species.
Hershey’s Kisses — The Christmas one where seemingly magical kisses pose as bells, and one conducts the others in a performance of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”; it always bothered me...
