esteban was eaten!: Archive

Apr 1st

Anonymous asked: So I was watching all the Star Wars films (I just had jaw surgery - what else am I going to watch?), and I was debating as to which films were my favorite and which were my least favorite.

Obviously, this is a very difficult decision to make due to my extreme love for Star Wars. I love all the films, but there are some that are clearly worse than the others. Naturally, I spent a...

Apr 1st

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around and don’t let anybody tell...”

– Kurt Vonnegut. Heh. Fart.

Mar 31st

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seven costanza: 03.31.11

Seven links, stories, points, or statements from around the nerd world I inhabit. The number assigned to each story is arbitrary — you can decide which is the most important on your own. Baseball! Today! Excitement! I will not be going to the Everglades anytime soon and if you want to blame someone, blame whoever dumped their Burmese python(s) out there. Ever wonder where you would end up, if...

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

don't worry -- it will still be a fun day full of...

Inspired by this tweet from Reggie Bush (which reinforces half of the notion that nearly all pro athletes are unbelievably boring and/or stupid on Twitter) and its ability to merge two preposterous beliefs pertaining to a supposedly imminent apocalypse, I decided to craft a nice link-heavy rundown on why science dictates that December 21, 2012 will be just another day (for myself, for you, for...

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 29th

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seven costanza: 03.29.11

Seven links, stories, points, or statements from around the nerd world I inhabit. The number assigned to each story is arbitrary — you can decide which is the most important on your own. Interested in time zones? Sure you are. (It’s actually an interesting subject. For example: how do the astronauts decide what time it is? Yeah, that grabbed your interest, didn’t it?) Just in case...

Mar 29th

who do you think has used the most toilets in...

I spent about 18 minutes thinking about this, the other day. It would have to be someone who travels a lot so… top-3 choices would probably be: stand-up comedian, professional wrestler, musician. Think about it, get back to me.

Mar 29th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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seven costanza: 03.23.11

Seven links, stories, points, or statements from around the nerd world I inhabit. The number assigned to each story is arbitrary — you can decide which is the most important on your own. All blocked shots should be like this. Swatting the ball into the stands serves no purpose when you could just as easily knock it down and/or just grab it. Surprise: movie theater popcorn isn’t really good...

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

business insider, ladies and gentlemen. →

I’m debating whether to email a complaint about them not-mentioning the author by name.

Mar 23rd

Mar 22nd

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seven costanza: 03.21.11

Seven links, stories, points, or statements from around the nerd world I inhabit. The number assigned to each story is arbitrary — you can decide which is the most important on your own. I just discovered YouAreListening.To today and it’s pretty fascinating. There are five different versions (New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Montreal) and each one has an ambient song from...

Mar 22nd

store names that, contrary to what seemingly...

Barnes & Noble Nordstrom

Mar 22nd

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Mar 21st

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Mar 21st

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I was a week late on the Galifianakis episode but I finally watched it at like 3 AM the other night and this skit crushed me.

Mar 20th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 17th

the maddening shroud - 2011.

This is Volume IV of the list of facts existing to remind myself (and maybe yourself, who knows) to remain logical (and mostly accurate, a-thank you) when picking games in the NCAA Tournament. How did I do, last year? I named the Murray State and St. Mary’s upsets as two of my favorites. I said the two teams most likely to win the championship were Duke and Syracuse. Duke won. I finished...

Mar 17th

“It is no good getting furious if you get stuck. What I do is keep thinking about...”

– Stephen Hawking. Science dropped.

Mar 17th

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Mar 16th

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This is fun. (Source: College Humor.)

Mar 16th

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Mar 12th

seven costanza: 03.11.11

Seven links, stories, points, or statements from around the nerd world I inhabit. The number assigned to each story is arbitrary — you can decide which is the most important on your own. Homemade pulse laser gun. Homemade. Pulse. Laser. Gun. I’ll wait for you here. Roger Ebert gives Battle: Los Angeles a half-a-star. The best part: “If you attend this crap with friends who admire it,...

Mar 11th