Why doesn’t the cantina on Coruscant sell vodka?

nerdyanddirty:

Because only Siths deal in Absolut.

PREPARE FOR THE DEVASTATING COLLISION OF GRAMMATICAL AND STAR WARS ANALYTICAL THOUGHT!

It should be: “Only Sith deal in Absolut” (or “only a Sith deals in Absolut”, if you were gunning to replicate the exact movie quote as closely as possible) because ”Siths” isn’t a word. The plural form for “Sith” is “Sith”, as is the case with “Jedi”. Boom. Nerd grammar roasted.

Also: saying “the cantina on Coruscant” implies that there’s only one cantina on the planet. Come on, it’s a planet that is one large city — there’s more than one spot to get a drink. If you’re referring to the bar shown in Attack of the Clones, that’s the Outlander Club. COME ON!

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