Forget this 4th nonsense — May the 25th be with you. Because that’s when Star Wars came out (if that doesn’t suit you, there’s also May 16, 19, and 21 as release date options). When you want to celebrate Christmas, you do so on the [supposed] date of Jesus’ birth, not on the date that, when spoken aloud, sounds the most like 50% of a famous quote from Jesus’ life.
…and look, if we’re really going to force this “pun serving as the basis for a Star Wars holiday” issue, what do we do about the day after tomorrow? Revenge of the SIXTH? And how about two days after that? EIGHTack of the Clones! And two days after that? The Phantom TENace! Where do we draw the line? A TWO Hope? THREEturn of the Jedi? Will the madness never cease?! [/pedantic]