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no, what you have are bullets. and the hope that when your guns are empty, i'm no longer standing. because if i am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

I feel like, with no more grades ever to befall me, I should point out the sheer dominance I exhibited in this, the final chapter of this ambitious failed sequel of a saga (let’s face it, High School was Raiders of the Lost Ark and College was Temple of Doom).

SCENOGRAPHIC DESIGN

  • Sleepy Hollow Collage
Average Score: 55
Justin Score: 100
  • Hamlet Analysis
Average Score: 65
Justin Score: 90
  • Paper Mock-up
Average Score: 60
Justin Score: 80
  • Participation/Critical Progression
Average Score: 73
Justin Score: 100
  • Midterm Project (this is an outrage, still)
Average Score: 68
Justin Score: 78
  • Final Project, Part I
Average Score: 74
Justin Score: 94
  • Final Project, Part II
Average Score: 78
Justin Score: 95 

FILM APPRECIATION

  • Exam 1
Average Score: 72
Justin Score: 90
  • Film Festival Paper
Average Score: 77
Justin Score: 100
  • Film Analysis Paper
Average Score: 83
Justin Score: 100
  • Exam 2
Average Score: 73
Justin Score: 82 

I don’t brag about anything (except Mario Kart) but IN YOUR FACE, PLANET EARTH.