• doug: i was just thinking about what you said, y'know, the other day when i was lying on the couch, that i should be more active, so, that's why i picked up one of these.
  • carrie: the nassau rebels tryout waiver?
  • doug: yeah, you remember the rebels.
  • carrie: no.
  • doug: sure you do, it's the semi-pro team that i--
  • carrie: i remember the team. i mean: "no, you're not playing football again".
  • doug: ...i think i am.
  • carrie: what the hell is going on here, anyway, doug? i mean, you spend one afternoon running around with a bunch of 8 year olds and all of a sudden you're turning pro?
  • doug: ok, first of all: semi-pro. and there were a couple 9 year olds there.