Anthony Richardson watches the computer play itself in NBA 2K13 and provides the play-by-play. Some things you should know about Anthony: he’s British and knows nothing about basketball.
“Michael Jordan recalling traumatic events from his childhood, there. But it hasn’t affected him because (Jordan scores) MORK AND MINDY! What a finish! And he celebrates by giving handjobs to ghosts. Today’s ghosts are Charles Darwin and the serious one from the Marx Brothers.”