But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine; an Oscar winner! How can I live the rest of my life, knowing I could’ve been with Marisa Tomei?! She said I was just her type! She loves short, stocky, balding, funny men!…I notice you threw “stocky” in there.Yeah, what the hell!

But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine; an Oscar winner! How can I live the rest of my life, knowing I could’ve been with Marisa Tomei?! She said I was just her type! She loves short, stocky, balding, funny men!
…I notice you threw “stocky” in there.
Yeah, what the hell!

(Source: seinfeldtv)

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