Posts tagged Natalie Portman

living-saints:

SNL’s 100th Digital Short.

Just when I thought my feelings for Natalie Portman couldn’t possibly gain any more strength… she immediately resumes rapping in a digital short.

My face melted like Toht. There’s no chance for me, anymore. Save yourself. Leave me.

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Natalie Portman spotted going to the Museum of Decorative Arts in Paris, France. April 5th, 2012 I need to learn how to shout “you are exquisite, may I paint you!” in French. For a completely unrelated reason.

Natalie Portman spotted going to the Museum of Decorative Arts in Paris, France. April 5th, 2012

I need to learn how to shout “you are exquisite, may I paint you!” in French. For a completely unrelated reason.

*melts*

How do you pose while walking? It’s witchcraft.

How do you pose while walking? It’s witchcraft.

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I knew humanity was doomed when Natalie Portman wore a “Stop Wars” shirt looking like this… and we didn’t stop all the wars instantly. Screw you, humanity.

I knew humanity was doomed when Natalie Portman wore a “Stop Wars” shirt looking like this… and we didn’t stop all the wars instantly. Screw you, humanity.

Zoinks.

Zoinks.

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50/50 chance that if I ever saw her in public, I would shout “I THINK YOU’RE EXQUISITE!” and start running in circles, making train whistle sounds.

50/50 chance that if I ever saw her in public, I would shout “I THINK YOU’RE EXQUISITE!” and start running in circles, making train whistle sounds.

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*falls to knees*I PLEDGE MYSELF. TO YOUR TEACHINGS. 

*falls to knees*

I PLEDGE MYSELF. TO YOUR TEACHINGS. 

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Leap Day is a day that largely doesn’t and shouldn’t exist, yes? Yes. So, with that in mind, let’s all devote 24 straight hours to this photograph.P.S., let’s go to space, NP. I’ll warm it up.

Leap Day is a day that largely doesn’t and shouldn’t exist, yes? Yes. So, with that in mind, let’s all devote 24 straight hours to this photograph.

P.S., let’s go to space, NP. I’ll warm it up.

I once devoted about 6 hours photoshopping RIck McCallum out of the top photo, so that the two images were more in sync, in terms of people. After I finished, I realized had no idea why I did it. Neither image is in high quality nor would I really want to hang them anywhere, if I printed them off. 

Anyway, that’s the story of these two pictures.

(Also: an excellent “coolest person ever” pose-off showdown between Harrison Ford and Ewan McGregor.)

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She chases the blues away like Gargamel.

She chases the blues away like Gargamel.

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I take it all back, Oscars.

I take it all back, Oscars.