when i own a house…
If I had this, you would be KIDDING yourself if you think I wouldn’t say “well, Calrissian… DID HE SURVIVE?” in my best James Earl Jones voice every time I took some food out and inspected it for freshness.
(Oh, and yeah, I’d also say every other possible Vader line all the time because have you met me. “THE EMPEROR WILL COMPENSATE YOU IF HE DIES — PUT HIM IN” before putting a room temperature soda in the freezer? Done. “RESET THE CHAMBER FOR SKYWALKER” when replacing an expended supply of something? Of course. It goes on and on. You never should have shown me this, Tumblr.)