Seems relevant to re-post this, with the movie opening everywhere this week.
(I made this, chums. Give credit for laughs this big.)
I made this because this is the only reason anyone cares about this movie being re-released. I’ll be bringing three pairs of glasses.
(Oh, also: y’know how people always say that men get better-looking as they get older and women don’t? Well, that’s false. Kate Winslet just shoved that stupid notion off of the floating door, into the north Atlantic.)