I got my hair cut today. I also haven’t shaved in nearly a week. The rest of my face squints in befuddlement, unsure of how to feel about either of these developments.
Note: several people have pointed out that it looks as if I have an earring dangling from my left ear. I do not. That’s the reflection of the bottom of a full-size model of a human spine I have, sitting on my floor. I realize the reality is probably more bizarre than the pirate jewelry misconception but above all, I value facts.